User blog:Science+classic rock+mopar=me/A Vampire in a Bar

On halloween night a vampire walks into a bar and says " hi I'm a vampire and i'd like a shot of blood" so the bartender goes into the back and gets some fake blood and says "Here ya go stretch that'll be $2.27" and the same exact thing happens three more times and the two minutes before last call an (actual) vampire walks in and says "I'm a vampire and I'd like a shot of blood" so the bartender whips out the fake blood the vampire downed it but immiediatly spit it out and said Dude, what the fuck this blood is fake, you know what just give me some hot water". The bartender gave it to him and asked it what it was for, then the vampire proceeded to pullout a used band aid and said, "tea time".

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