Skullette University

Skullette University is a new book series.

Book One
Chapter One: Deuce

While I'm walking to my locker, I see my girlfriend, Cleo. I stop and ask her if she is going to the dance tonight. She says she is going. Then she asks if I'll go with her. I say yes, but I might not even go to the dance. I just don't want to hurt Cleo's feelings. About two minutes after, the bell rings. I tell Cleo I'll see her later at the dance. Maybe, I think to myself. After school, I go talk to Rochelle. I ask her if she is going to the dance later. Rochelle says yes and I ask if she'll go with me. She says yes again and I hear someone scream. I turns around and I see Cleo. I ask her if she's okay. She says, "Of course I am not okay when my boyfriend is cheating on me!" I try to tell her why I'm really doing this. Well, today I wore my sister Maddie's sunglasses because mine broke. But Maddie's are too small for me and won't last long, which means I'll have to go without wearing glasses, but then I'll start turning people to stone. So I need a girlfriend who is made out of stone so I don't turn her to stone when we go on a date or something. Which is why I need Rochelle. Cleo is so mad at me and says she will never speak to me again.