Hella Underworld's Basic Diary

"I will take your soul if you dare read my dark and crappy secrets."-Hella's diary threat.

The 7th of July,5:23 P.M.
I'm feeling a bit:angry,hungry,tired and mad because my own family is kicking me out of our house!No fair!What did I do to deserve this?!?What the f*** Hades!!!!!Ok,enough of that.Right now I'm packing my bags and I'm off to my cousin Zalia's house to live in.Wish me good luck on this journey!Get out of here mom!!!!

The 8th of July,5:55 A.M.
Ok,it's time for me to leave home.I have packed my bags and I'm bringing Charon the raven with me so he can keep me company and the real Charon is rowing me through the River Styx.I'm eating a bowl of dead heart soup and it taste horrible(which where I come from means awesome.)

The 8th of July,6:30
I have arrived to Heaven!!!Oh I feel so alive!!!I hate it but at least I get to live in a house full of p...p...people....Ok,I'm heading to that shiny gate of Mt. Olympus.Ok,I opened it and I see Uncle Zeus' house,now I'm heading to the door bell and I pressed it and I see Zalia!In her work garment?What da hell?Oh right!Oh right.The kids of Zeus must work.Oh well I'm livin' in that house anyway!