User blog:Jasmin231/First Creepypasta Club Meeting!

So, uh, me, Kittie, and Missy all go into a chatroom (Hyped up on caffeine! And possibly some snickerdoodles!) and start RPing, and this is what happens:

Jazz: And chat has started!

~ ThePowerPuffKittie has joined the chat. ~

Kittie: Hi!

Jazz: Hello. :3 Where's Missy?

Kittie: Dunno. She'll arrive.

Jazz:Eventually.

~ MissGeek has joined the chat. ~

Missy: SPAAAACE!

Jazz: Hai!

Missy: Hello. :3

Jazz: SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

Kittie: Yay! Our summance Whoops

Missy: You guys psychology me all the time. Darn you.

Jazz: What.

Kittie: Our summance worked!

Jazz: Yeah, it kinda did.

Missy: So, what shenanigans will happen in our sitcom-y life today?

Jazz: I have no clue. Maybe we could attempt to resolve the stick issue.

Kittie: Hmm. First meeting of the CP Club?

Jazz: Or that.

Missy:Or that. xD

Jazz: I'd kinda like to RP Minerva. Missy: That sounds fun, but poor Octavius would be the only boy.

Kittie: XD Poor him

Missy: Still, I like the idea.

Jazz: Yep. Just like Nigel's the only guy in Castle Bleck 2.0.

Missy: Poor Nigel. He's also the only sane man there. Jazz: True... But you have to even out the shenanigans.

Kittie: And then we resolve the stick issue

Missy: True, true. Because Dinah is super crazy and Coco is... well, she's Coco.

Jazz: COCOCOCOCOCO

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Jazz: Oh, uh, hi Golden Soul. Welcome to the wiki chat.

Missy: Hello there, GS.

GS: Hello friends, could any of you good people inform me as to how to add my OC to the list of other OC's? It would be much appreciated.

Jazz: You add categories.

Missy: There's a thing at the bottom of the page that'll say 'add categories', then you just add them to a category from there.

GS: Thanks! Thanks for helping me before by the way Jasmin!

Jazz: No problem.

((Cue silence of no one saying anything.))

Kittie: It's quiet...too quiet

Jazz: Yeah, a little.

~ Golden Soul has left the chat. ~

Jazz: And now we can RP!

Missy: Yes we can.

Jazz: And it won't be awkward! Missy: So I can force Octavius to make friends.

Jazz: Yes.

Kittie: Beware, Sunny's very hyper

Jazz: Anyways, BWAHAHAHAHA

((EDIT: Nope, totally wasn't quoting anyone here, nope.))

Missy: So, we have the hyper one, the quiet one, and little shy Minerva.

Jazz: Yes we do.

Kittie: Now, onto the RP!*crumples up yet another angry letter *

Jazz: Shadow again?

Missy: So... now what? We push them into a classroom and watch the weirdness begin....

Jazz: Yes. And let class begin!

~ Admin146 has joined the chat. ~ Jazz: Or whatever... And uh, hi Admin.

Admin: Hi.

Kittie: Hi

Jazz: Darnit, just as we're about to start, someone joins.

Admin: I'll butt out. I'm only on here for no reason

Jazz: Okay. Just don't mind the craziness that might happen.

Missy: It's fine, Admin, don't worry.

Jazz: Well, let the first meeting of the CP club commence.

Missy: *shoves Octavius into a classroom* Let the meeting commence indeed.

Sunny:*skipping around the classroom * Minerva: *looks at Sunny like she's crazy*

Jazz: ((Which she probably is.))

Octavius: *slides into a desk, trying not to be noticed, and takes out a book to read*

Sunny: La la la la!

Missy: Sunny's the only one doing something somewhat productive, ha ha,. xD

Jazz: ((Well, I don't know about productive...))

Kittie: ((She's nutty alright. Nutty yet air headed ))

Jazz: ((Yup. And Min' is just staring at her.))

Missy: ((When I say productive, I mean that she's active, unlike the other too, who are huge moeblobs.))

Jazz: ((Yeah. I know.))

Missy: ((Octavius is just hiding behind-- I mean reading a book.))

Jazz: ((Yes he is.))

Sunny: I can go supersonic! The problem's chronic! Tell me does life exist beyond it!

Kittie: ((Sunny no XD. Not my favorite song))

Minerva: "I- Uh- What?"

Octavius: "...I have no clue what that means..."

Sunny: "When I need to sate, I just accelerate into oblivion."

Octavius: "...You go do that." *returns to book*

Kittie: ( ( Oh gosh, she's the type who ends up screaming the loudest part of the song.))

Minerva: "Uhhhh..." Jazz: ((Yey, screaming songs.))

Sunny: "Into-*breathes* OBLIVION!"

Octavius: "Was there... meant to be a point to this, other than singing, I mean?"

Minerva: "... That hurt my ears..."

Kittie: ((Poor Minerva.))

Jazz: ((Darnit Sunny... I kinda feel like I'm talking about Sunnypool1 now...))

Missy: ((Ha ha, that's true.))

Kittie: ((Well, Sunny. You just screamed into someone's ear))

Missy: ((I never actually knew Sunny on the Wiki, but I follow her on DeviantArt))

Kittie: ((Yeah. She's active on the wiki a again, she just changed her name))

Jazz: ((Yeah.))

Missy: ((Yeah, but she never actually comments on pages, so I don't talk to her.))

Jazz: ((That's understandable.))

Sunny: "I won't lie!It's exciting!"

Kittie: ( ( Sunny no.Quit yelling/singing XD))

Minerva: "Please stop that..."

Octavius: "I'll have to agree. Please stop."

Sunny: "Oh...okay!"

Jazz: ((As she starts screaming another song.))

Sunny: "We're going out tonight! To kick out every light! We're going to until the world stops turning while we burn it to the ground tonight!" Octavius: "Can we do something OTHER than this, please?"

Minerva: *covers her ears*

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Kittie: ((The word no is apparently Spanish to her XD))

Sunny: "What? What's wrong with my singing?"

Jazz: ((Well, it's the same word in both languages.)) Minerva: "It's... Loud."

Kittie: ((:P Whoops. Sorry. I couldn't spell foreign.))

Sunny: "Oh.."*and then she starts whisper-singing*

Jazz: ((Oh. And congrats to Sunny for being a complete airhead.))

Octavius: "That's somewhat better." *begins doodling on a piece of paper*

Minerva: *sighs* "Well, I guess this is better than before..."

Sunny: "Curse you fat man!"

Kittie: *don't ask how she got Sonic Jump**

Octavius: "...Fat... man?"

Minerva: *blink sound effect* "I don't even know..."

Missy: ((NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA FAT MAAAAAN!))

Jasmin231: (( XD )) Kittie: "Yeah! Bald, annoying, fails at being evil...Y'know him!"

Kittie: ((XD))

Minerva: "Uh... No?"

Octavius: (To Minerva) "...Can someone explain why I'm stuck in a room with this crazy person?"

Minerva: "I don't know..."

Missy: ((Baldy McNosehair, Sunny. Baldy McNosehair.)

Jazz: ((Egghead.))

Kittie: ((XD She might end up saying that))

Jazz: ((Yes please!))

Sunny: "Baldy McNosehair? Egghead? Robuttnik?"*confused Sunny is confused*

Missy: ((Sunny's funny. Shame that the others just spend their time staring at her and no actual CP clubbing is happening.)) Octavius"Uh, no, not ringing any bells."

Jazz: ((... We need to cause something.)) Minerva: "None of those sound familiar to me..."

Kittie: "Oh cummon! His kids go to this school!"

Minerva: "Okay?"

Missy: Whoops I just CCed

Jazz: ((Darnit Missy!)) Missy: ((Darn it Shadow, more like...)) Jazz: ((Yeah. He is to blame.))

Sunny: "Look!"*and cue her shoving her phone at the other with Egg man and his boss battle*

Kittie: ((I thought I told him to stop that))

Missy: ((Anyway, we need an excuse for something crazy to happen, like the dinosaur in biology class...))

Jazz: ((YES. SO MUCH YES. SPAWN THE ALLOSAURUS. DISECT IT WITH KNIVES))

Missy: ((We'd need a German teacher to spawn it, though... *glances at the first German I can find, my little friend Karl*))

Jazz: ((... We do.))

Karl: "No, no, I do not vant to take any part in this, so do not bother asking." *walks away, but Missy grabs him*

Missy: ((SPAWN IT, KARL, SPAWN IT!))

Sunny: "Darn it Egghead! You-you... mugger!"

Kittie: ((Yes we do.))

Jazz: ((SPAWN THE ALLOSAURUS. OR YOU'LL GET POKED WITH THE STICK))

Kittie: ((We don't have the stick anymore.))

Jazz: ((I HAVE IT. I STILL HAVE IT))

Kittie: ((Oh. Shadow said he broke it)) Jazz: ((LIIIIIES *pulls out Stick of DOOOM*))

Missy: (Like the cake.)

Jazz: ((Or the brownies.))

Karl: "No, don't you even dare. Do not come near me vith that stick, little girl."

Jazz: ((*holds stick up* Spawn it or I will.)) Sunny: ":3"

Kittie: *and now She's looking at kitten pictures*((Sunny you ditz XD))

Jazz: ((She's a big ditz.)) Karl: *sighs* "Ah, mein gute, fine..." *spawns* "I hope you haff good time."

Jazz: ((Thanks! *puts stick away*))

Sunny: "N'aww!They're all so cute!And look!A kitten next to a transparent dinosaur!"

Kittie: * Sunny..no*

Octavius: *looks up* "Oh my gosh, what the heck is that?"

Minerva: "Dinosaur. Why is there a dinosaur."

Octavius: "So I see... Why is it here...?"

Sunny: "*gasps*My phone's magical!"

Minerva: "Uhhh.... Then get rid of it!" *starts backing up*

Octavius: *teleports away* "I'll, uh, get help or... something."

Sunny: "Okay!...Um,why isn't it deleting?"

Minerva: "G- great... Well... W- we know what wasn't the cause..."

Sunny: "My phone is lie 2:57 Missy: ((Great, how are we going to kill an allosaurus? xD))

Jazz: ((FIRE))

Kittie: ((Rocket launcher))

Missy: ((Crossbow?))

Jazz: ((ALL OF THE ABOVE))

Missy: ((And, if he'll give it to us, Jimmy Casket's knife.))

Jazz: ((The guy's nearly as attached to his knife as Jeff is.)) Sunny: "Bad dinosaur! No!"

Kittie: ((Sunny. It's not a dog.))

Missy: ((Jeff's ragdoll literally has a knife attached to it. How on earth can he be more attached to it?)) Jazz: ((Exactly.)) 0  ((DARNIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY 0)) Minerva: *gulps and makes a fire ball in her hand*

Octavius: *poofs back in with a crossbow*

Sunny: "Sit dinosaur!"

Octavius: "I have no idea how to use this thing, so I'm sorry if I kill you." *starts shooting blindly*

Minerva: *throws the fireball at the Allosaurus*

Kittie: *and Sunny's just scolding it*((Hang on a sec))

Jazz: ((Okay.)) Missy: AGH, Brb, I have dinner. Back in a bit.

Jazz: ((Oh gods, I just realized Sunny is acting like Sally.))

Kittie: ((Back))

Jazz: ((And I can wait, Missy.))

Kittie: ((Unintentional reference!))

Jazz: ((Yeey, unintentional references.))

Kittie: ((Yay))

Jazz: ((So, uh, what do we do while we wait for Missy to be back?))

Kittie: ((Well,my sis conned me out of my food...again))

Jazz: ((Ha, that sucks. It's like Kirby.)) Kittie: ((Yay)) Jazz: ((So, should we think of a way to fix the stick situation while we wait?))

Kittie: ((Yes.))

Shadow: "Well maybe if you"

Kittie: ((Hush Shadow)) Jazz: ((Ugh, not you again.))

Shadow: "Hmph"

Kittie: ((Oh stop being whiny Shads.))

Shadow: "I told you not to call me that!" 3:10 Jazz: ((We don't need you here, stupid hedgehog.))

Shadow: "The same could be said-er...never mind."

Jazz: ((*holds stick up threateningly*))

Kittie: ( ( D: Oh gosh that's disturbing. My sister's drawing us))

Jazz: ((Wat. Oh my gods, you're kidding me.))

Shadow: "That dumb crackship!"

Kittie:((Shadow chill.))

Jazz: ((Is that what she's drawing?))

Kittie: ((She started to ship it like no tomorrow the first day so yeah. She is)) Jazz: ((Wow. Cool. Post it when it's done!))

Missy: I'm back! Don't panic, I'm here.

Jazz: ((Hey, Missy!))

Shadow: "She called us cute too!"

Kittie: ((I ain't cute! And Shelby won't lemme see said picture!))

Jazz: ((Wow. Why not?))

Kittie: ((She's a butthead.))

Missy: ((Hi there! Uh, did I miss anything? Other than Sunny being Sunny?))

Jazz: ((Like my brother. And you didn't miss anything. At all. The pause button was pressed.))

Missy: ((Okay, so, to quote Stuffwell "BACK TO THE ADVENTURE!")) Jazz: ((*presses play*))

Kittie: ((Yes!))

Octavius: "Is this thing dead yet?"

Kittie: "No! Stop walking towards her you big lizard!"

Jazz: ((Darnit my iPad just died... Well, back to Marx's theme!))

Minerva: "S- Stay back!)) Jazz: ((Oops.))

Karl: *looks up from behind the rubble, watching them fight the allosaurus* Minerva: *makes another fireball*

Kittie: ((And by that, we mean the other two are fighting))

Jazz: ((SUNNY. DO SOMETHING. *Marx theme*))

((EDIT: I've been listening to said song since 3:17 PM... Wow.))

Missy: ((Uh... use your waffle powers, Sunny!))

Jazz: ((ATTACK THE ALLOSAURUS WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER))

Sunny: "Quit mugging that poor lady!"*said while using a waffle gun*

Jazz: ((WAFFLE GUNS. YES.))

Kittie: ((All the waffle guns!))

Minerva: *is just throwing fireballs at this allosaurus now* "Wh- WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?!?!"

Octavius: *runs out of crossbow bolts* Oh darn it... I need something else. *grabs eight swords with his eight tentacles, because EIGHT OKAY?!*

Jazz: ((Werfel gerns.))

Missy: Ermagerd, I herve a Werfel gern!

Jazz: ((WAFFLESSS!!))

Sunny: "I think it died"

Minerva: *blink sound effect* "Dead."

Octavius: "Dead... uh, wow... That... was... unexpected."

Minerva: "Well... Uh, yeah."

Sunny: "Or it passed out from eating too many waffles"

Minerva: "I'd say it's dead."

Sunny: "YAAAAYYYY!!"

Octavius: "...That was the strangest thing I've done all day."

Minerva: "I think we can all agree on that..."

Sunny: "Not for me! :D "

Minerva: "Or not."

Kittie: ((Sunny's had stranger days))

Minerva: "W- wait. What could have been stranger than this that has happened to you today?" Jazz: ((Sunny. Today. Not other days. Today.))

Sunny: "It's a long story."

Kittie:((I gotta go soon))

Octavius: "I don't think you want to know, uh... whatever your name is. Actually, I just realized I don't know either of your names."

Minerva: "M- Minerva... That's my name."

Octavius: "Right. Minerva. Well, nice to meet you. Uh, and you... crazy waffle Sonic.exe girl... I'm Octavius."

Sunny: "Me?I'm Sunny.Exe! Even though my name's supposed to be Sonia.Exe!"

Kittie: ((She's a ditzy fourth wall breaker))

Jazz: ((All of the ditzy fourth wall breakers!))

Missy: (("I'm talkin' to you, audience!" *wink wink*))

Kittie: ((Yes!)) Sunny: "Hi Otto!Hi Minnie!"*nicknames!*

Jazz: ((Nicknames, yeeey.))

Missy: (Otto Octavius... *snickers* Doctor Octopus.)

Jazz: ((Yes. *practically dying of laughter* Just yes.))

Missy: I need to draw Octavius as Doc Ock one day. Kittie: ((Best reference ever))

Missy: Maybe later. Now I need to get going. I have GTG.

Jasmin231: ((Bye, Missy.))

Octavius: "Well, nice meeting you guys. Uh, bye." Missy: Bai.

Minerva: "B- bye." *waves a little*

Sunny: "Bye!"

Kittie: ((bye.I gotta go too))

Sunny: *waving like a madman*

Jazz: ((Baaaaaiii...))

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Jazz: ((... That was fun.))

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