Blair Screams: Diary.

First Page
''This page doesn't really mean anything, I just want to say that this diary is gonna end up sounding like a script or something. I don't know what. ''

Second Page
Mother: How was school, sweetie?

Blair: I-It was alright..I guess.

Shyla: Blair stop lying!

Blair: W-What? I'm not!

Shyla: Sure...

Mother: What lessons did you have?

Blair: Oh, the usual.

Mother: Mad Science used to be my favorite.

Shyla: Yeah, I can see why it is. *giggles*

Blair: Don't be harsh.

Shyla: Fine. Later, Dork Screams. *runs up stairs*

Blair: ''What is her problem? ''*thinking*

Mother: She's got no problem at all, darling!

Blair: What?

Mother: I can read other people's minds.

Blair: Oh OK.

Mother: She can sometimes be like her father.

Blair: *puts bag on floor* That's tomboys for you.

Mother: Honey, you seem sad. What ever is your problem?

Blair: Well...*blushes* There's this guy..I really like him.

Mother: Oh..right. *puts down knitted scarf* I forgot you were different.

Blair: *starts mouthing*

Mother: *lip reads* Yes, I know Blair.

Blair: *facepalm* I thought you didn't want me to be different.

Mother: Being different is good. No need to be ashamed of yourself.

Blair: I'm not ashamed of MYSELF.

''Mothers these days. Always wanting their sons to please any girl they can find. ''

UNFINISHED