Ghoula Yelps Diary

17/12/12

Today was a crappy Monday. We got loads of work to do. I mean JUNK! All of the work was impawsible! VERY IMPAWSIBLE!!!! Sorry I am like, SOO WEIRD.

18/12/12

Another day gone. What else could go wrong? I was stuck in detention and I got really dizzy and guess what? I FAINTED. YAY!!!! I get to miss crappy lessons! But the worst part was, I had to had a swine-flu needle. I hurted so much that I just had to blurt out  'OWWW! OOOOH CRUD!!!!! THIS BLOOMIN HURTS!!!!!!' in zombie. LOL, I almost forgot that I talk zombie.

19/12/12

The nurse letted me write in my Die-ery! *sarcasm* Thankz nurse. Not really. To nurse: YOU SUCK!!!!!! LOLZ. I need to go to a zombie mental hospital. *facepalm* Weird, right? I am such a CREEP. )-; BOOHOO! I iz such a creep lolz.

20/12/12

The hospital let me go home today, but I felt to ill to arrive at school, so I stayed ill. I had this killer medicine and I got better in the afternoon. Mom knew I was fine now so she tried to send me to school, like..WUT?! I kept on running away from mom and then, I locked myself in the cupboard. It was full of crap and spiderwebs. I felt like a tramp. I really bad one.

21/12/12

I fell asleep in the cupboard from yesterday. I fainted again with spiders all over my hair and face. Mom called hospital...AGAIN....this time it was serious. AT LEAST I DIDN'T DIE! HOORAY!