Jacob Pan's diary (A.A Liddell and Traront Hightop's wedding)

December 14th
Dear diary,

Gosh, Alice A. Liddell just invited me to her wedding. The big thing is, she's getting married to Traront Hightop. Those two have been dating for like ages and I know that they make a purrfect pair! And they are, well, both a little eccentric but I think they'll get along pretty nicely, not like what happened to the couple in "Kiss with a fist" by Floorence Yelps. It's surely gonna Alice's most wonderful moment of her life and I should be there to celebrate with her. But wait a minute! What to wear? Seriously, even though I really want to please my father but there is no way I am wearing tight swimwear shorts and walking around with a bare chest! It is not acceptable around Earth to dress like that. My lil' sis, Joan told me to go to the maul with her to get something more formal. I'll see how this goes...