User blog:Jasmin231/Chaotic MHF News Chat

Basicly, there was a big chat for the MHF News team, and this happened:

Jazz: Hi. :3

Kittie: Okay Missy!I don't mind waiting!

Missy: Hi Jazz!

Jazz: Allo! Wait, where's Rick?

Rick: Hey there pretty lady, did you miss me?

Jazz: Oh god. *blushes* This wasn't a good idea.

Kittie: *air pokes him with a fork* Rick,be nice!

Rick: *If Rick had hands, he'd be holding them up all surrender-like* "Whoa there, didn't mean anything by that. Just stating a fact, that there are some beautiful looking gals in here. Say, anyone up for an adventure?"

Missy: (And for the record, no, we don't want to adventure, Rick.)

Jazz: I already had one and it was exhausting. 3 words: Pink. Hungry. Puffball.

Kittie: Kirby.

Jasmin231: Yes. Him.

Rick: Oh, I see how it is. Your taken. That's cool. Anyway, I'm out. See ya, ladies. *Rick walks out*

Kittie: It's weird he how he reminds me of my sister,except Kirby never took my food right when I'm about to faint. Taken? What he'd mean by that?!

Jazz: (I thought Rick didn't have feet. He's a core.) Erm... I don't wanna know. I think he's pairing me with the puff.

Kittie: *face palm*I wish he didn't imply that.

Jazz: Oh god. It's Jazzby again but with a different charrie.

Missy: He doesn't have feet. Eh... he FLOATS out, I guess. To SPAAAAACE! And yes, Rick just paired you with Kirby. Crackshipping time!

Jazz: Oh dear lord of SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Kittie: StarClan helps us.XD

Jazz: Space. Space. Stars, planets, comets. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!! *twitch twitch*

Missy: In my spacesuit. Space orbit. Space, space. Oh, space cops. Play it cool, play it cool. Space trail. Guilty!

Kittie: *and commencing Star Trek music in the background* Well,at least Rick didn't imply that whole thing with Shadow.That hedgehog tackled me an he knows it.

Jazz: What have I done... First I get crackshipped with the pink puffball that my brother calls a girl, and now this... And now we have another crackship. PowerpuffShadow, anyone?

Missy: I'm the only one without a crackship. Though, knowing Rick, he'll probably come up with one eventually...

Jazz: Yes he will.

Kittie: *screaming no in the background* Shadow's a jerk!

Missy: Shadow is a jerk, I agree. Now, uh, for what purpose did we come here, again? We were supposed to do something productive, not crackshipping. xD

Jazz: Heh, I'm with you, Kittie. Shadow is a jerk. Oh well. Blame Rick. He's the cause of this.

Kittie: Curse you Rick the Adventure Core!

Jazz: Curse him, indeed.

Kittie: Now I remember, we're supposed to talk about our news thing!

Jazz: Yeah, we are. But Rick changed the topic before we could start it.

Kittie: Curse him twice!

Rick: You know you like it, girls.

Missy: (No we don't, Rick.)

Jazz: Ew, no we don't.

Kittie: Rick,corner,now

Jazz: And infinite loop.

Rick: *floats over to the corner, where Missy puts him in infinite loop mode*

Missy: Now we won't be distracted, I hope.

Kittie: XD

Jazz: I hope.

Missy: So, uh, yeah. News stuff. Now.

Jazz: Yeah...

Missy: Before he figures out a way out. xD

Jazz: He'll take quite some damage if he does.

Kittie: Um,lemme check.*pulls out list*

Jazz: Well? Anything?

Kittie: Oh cr*p.Angry letter from Shadow.The list is in my other pocket.

Jazz: Or is there just crackships? Pfft, that's Shadow.

Missy: I'll see if I can find a list. I'm half buried in homework, though, so I'll be slow.

Jazz: Yeah, that could be a problem...

Kittie: *hands Missy a shovel*

Jazz: Pfft, little joke idea: Each member of the team has to be crackshipped with someone by Rick. I'm terrible, I know... I've already started a list.

Missy: That's beautiful, Jazz. Non productive, but beautiful.

Jazz: Yes, I know.

Kittie: I'm already paired with a hedgehog.Sonic 06 haters are gonna rant.

Jazz: Eh, could be worse. Oh wait... Everyone hates Sonic 06... Oh yeah, and I'm paired with a pink puffball my brother thinks is female.

Missy: It could be worse, I suppose.

Jazz: AND I'M A POTATO.

Kittie: I like Sonic 06.My sister however,has seen one of my most favorite videos on YouTube,she's not letting me live this down.

Jazz: Oh... Well, most people dislike it, anyways... As for me, I don't know, I've never played it.

Missy: I've never played it either. Aaaand, we're straying off topic again. My shovel has done nothing in helping me get back on topic.

Kittie: Me neither.I laughed my head of when you have to fight Silver in Shadow's story.Especially if you're on a platform,Silver will run around in circles until you get down. Sorry Missy. Defective shovel. Oops.

Jazz: Pfft, that seems hilarious... And here, have a snow shovel.

Missy: "I'm not defective." -Defective Shovel, brother of the defective turret. *takes shovel and begins digging again*

Kittie: I got the list!

Jazz: Okay, what's on it?

Kittie: Um,let's see. 1.Get cake.

Jazz: I'd say that's done.

Kittie: 2.Get broadcast two ready.

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Jazz: Alright, we could do that... And Arcus just joined, apparently...

Kittie: Neat!

Jazz: Hi Arcus!

ARCUS: Howdy :) I am Arcus.

Missy: Hey Arcus!

Jazz: Yes you are. And I think we need Rick again... (Bleheheh...)

ThePowerPuffKittie: 3.Start some other segments.

ARCUS: Hello. It's very nice to meet you all.

Rick: You called?

Missy: (Oh god, you got him out again.)

Jazz: Yes I did. And here is Arcus.

Missy: What other segments are you thinking of, Kittie? They sound cool.

Kittie: 4.Stop an angry artificial hedgehog from Chaos Controlling me letters. Um humor maybe?

Jazz: You mean crackships?

Missy: Or like comic pages in newspapers?

ARCUS: By Any chance, What are you talking about?

Kittie: Comics maybe. The MH Fandom news

Jazz: Our news thing and crackships that Rick came up with. No, I shall not let the topic rest in peace.

Kittie: I refuse to acknowledge the fact that Shadow just walked in and is glaring at us.

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Jazz: I think you just did, and he just Chaos Controlled Arcus out of chat...

Missy: Comics sound cool.

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Missy: And yeah, Shadow's mad. xD

Kittie: Darn it Shadow!

Jasmin231: And Arcus is back! :3

Missy: So, would these comics involve OCs or canon characters, or what? And who would draw them?

Jazz: I could, if I'm not being lazy. Which is nearly all the time.

Kittie: We could all draw them,y'know ,if you want to.I draw some of the comics. You're preaching to the choir Jazz.

Jazz: Yeeey... And I just remembered Rick is still out of loop... Dear lord of SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

Kittie: Get him offa me.

Jazz: *gets Rick off of Kittie's head and puts him in corner*

Kittie: Thank goodness!Also Shadow's still here.

Jazz: Yes he is, and he's freaking me out...

Missy: I think that my crackship would probably be Rick and myself, considering how I've been roleplaying him non-stop.

Rick: Because you like me. I know you do, lady.

Jazz: Oh god... MissAdventure...

Kittie: Excuse me for a moment.*fighting sounds are heard from off screen*

Jazz: Oh dear...

Kittie: D'ow!Watch it with the Chaos Spears!

Jasmin231: 0.o We're being unproductive again, also... Just because of Rick and Shadow...

Missy: Exactly.

Kittie: My eye hurts now.*angrily biting Shadow's head*

Jazz: Erm... This is awkward...

Missy: Y'know, I should probably draw a picture of our crackships, just for fun. SO WE CAN PUT THIS THING TO REST.

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Kittie: Yes!For the love of Space! Shadow!

Jazz: YES. YES WE SHOULD. AND SHADOW JUST C.C.ED ARCUS AWAY AGAIN.

Kittie: *angry arguing is heard*

Jazz: Darn artificial hedgehogs... *facepalms*

Kittie: No kidding.

Missy: You really like CCing people, don'tcha Shadow? xD

Shadow: Yes.

Jazz: *Backs up*

Missy: Yeah, once I'm done, I'll have to draw this. But now, back to the topic! Shadow, Rick, corner. Now.

Shadow: You can't tell me what to do!

Kittie: Shadow...now...corner...go..

Jazz: Yes we can. Corner, now, hedgehog.

Shadow: *angrily walks to the corner,muttering*

Jazz: Any ways to protect us from being Chaos- Whatevered without destroying him?

Kittie: Uh not really.I just hit him over the head.

Missy: Lol. Like Rapunzel and her frying pan in Tangled.

Jazz: *knocks Shadow over the head with the blunt edge of my sword*

Kittie: I used a frying pan once

Jazz: I haven't.

Kittie: You should.It's fun

Jazz: Alright, I'll keep that in mind. >:3

Shadow: Ow!You three better not!

Kittie: We're terrible.XD

Jazz:(Thinking: Oh spit he's not out cold...) Yes we are.

Missy: We're terrible people who go off topic. For, like, the sixth time.

Jazz: Blame Rick and Shadow.

Kittie: I blame Shadow.

Jazz: I blame both of them.

Kittie: Agreed.

Jazz: But mostly Rick.

Missy: Notice how the only person we don't blame is Kirby. We blame the other two, but never Kirby. ^^

Kittie: Kirby didn't do anything.I don't think he's here.

Jazz: That's cause Kirby isn't he-

Kirby: POYO!

Jazz: I jinxed myself. Well, now we have the entire collection here...

Kirby: Poyo?

Kittie: As long as all the cake isn't gone,I'll be happy.

Jazz: I don't think PiplupGirl ate her ice cream cake...

Kittie: *is basically doodling us as a Sonic Heroes-esque team* She didn't.

Jazz: Let's hope she didn't want it too badly... *gives cake to Kirby*

Kirby: *inhales it*


 * ICE KAABI*

Jazz: Welp...

Meta Knight (Who apparently just C.C.ed in and out): He is now... ICE KIRBY!

Kittie: It's fine.I got more ice cream cake. Oh dear space!

Jazz: I don't think he can eat that now...

Missy: @Kittie, can't wait to see the sonic heroes team, if you ever choose to post it.

Jazz: I can't either, and I don't wish to be a block of ice, Kirby. *C.C.s out for a second*

Kittie: I'll have to draw it digitally.I don't have a camera and I suck with an iPad camera. Now,who's gonna be Flight,Power, or Speed?

Missy: I picture myself as Flight, for some reason. I dunno.

Kittie: Okay. Shadow,back in the corner!Same to you Rick! Jazz: I'll be speed, I suppose.

Missy: And Kittie, with her frying pan, is power! She can beat up Shadow and Rick any time. ^^

Jazz: Sounds good!

Kirby: Poyo...

Jazz: Kirby. What are you doing. Kirby. Stop.

Kirby: *freezes Shadow and Rick in the corner*

Kittie: Yay!

Missy: Well, that was unexpected. xD

Jazz: Indeed. *pats Kirby on the head*

Kittie: Shadow's freaking me out now...

Jazz: Well, join the club.

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Missy: (It seems that we now have a club. Awesome :3)

Jazz:Also, I want to draw Kirby, Rick and Shadow in Sonic Heroes team fashion... Kirby being flight, Shadow speed, and Rick being power because SPAAAAAAAAACE. Also, hello Jade. I don't know who you are, but hi.

Kirby: Hiii!

Jade:*waves~

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Jazz: Oh god, Shadow C.C.ed Kittie away!

Missy: Noooo, Kittie!

Kirby: *waves at Jade*

Jade: *waves at everyone~

Jazz: It was inevitable... And it seems he C.C.ed himself away too...

Missy: Well, there goes our meeting. Meeting adjourned, I assume?

Jazz: Yep. Not like it was there in the first place. Bye!

Kirby: *puffs up, and flies away with Jazz holding on*

MissGeek: Bye! *flies away with Rick to SPAAAACE*

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