Breanna Beetlejuice's Student Guide

This is the diary of Breanna Beetlejuice, the Daughter of Beetlejuice.

July 18
Just one day after the school year finished and I am not in a good mood. I had a cold but I had some herbal tea to cheer me up a bit, I like to have it on sick days because the next day I always start to recover well. I’m meant to have a spree at the Maul in three days - three days! Preparation better catch up with myself soon.

July 21
Today was my wild trip to the Maul. Shopping sprees are always a reward, especially after the worst off-day in my remembered year. The biggest reward besides recovery was the sale at Gloomingdales. I managed to get to the front of the line with my ‘Priority Pass’ that got me access to anything in the store - my first item on the list were some scary-cute periwinkle-purple leggings. Of course, there was much more outside of Gloomingdales or Aberzombie, but I was simply enamoured by the purple dress on display. Pity I couldn’t have it, but at least I can still dream without that undead dizzy feeling.

July 24:
Me and Scuttle went to the buffet today at Monsterburger’s, though I had to disguise Scuttle as a Zhu Zhu Pet. I saw Draculaura and Clawdeen Wolf having dinner together, with Clawd and Jackson Jekyll. Obviously, Draculaura and Clawdeen had to have a menu stuck between them because the former is a vegetarian and the latter is not. I decided not to interfere, in case Draculaura caught sight of Clawdeen’s dinner!

July 30:
I decided to be less sneaky when I mistakenly overheard a conversation. Holt Hyde said to his friend ‘Isn’t Breanna Beetlejuice so cute?’, and I nearly had a panic attack. Luckily, I was a first-aider so I kept myself in a conscious state. Turns out that Holt Hyde was talking about another guy who liked me, yet he added that I was kind of nice. I guess you never find true love until you hear it from the one that loves you. And that guy is Quil, so guys - if you wanna be with me, forget it!

August 04:
Today, Ghoulia came around my house. She told me that she’d fell for Slow-Moe from the casketball team - there my thinking chamber overloaded a bit. Sure, he mightn’t be the brightest crayon in the box, but he‘s a zombie, she‘s a zombie, they speak zombie: Perfect match! In the end, I told her that being a dab-hand at romance is pretty hard, and to be herself. Oh yeah, and I told her to talk to Lagoona about it.

August 11:
I found a curious fact to ponder upon today - my blog post on neon jeggings was getting a lot of praise, not forgetting a lot of followers too! Time to get to work. Next I wrote a post about minimalist make-up trends, because I like make-up, but I look slightly odd in too much. What an idea! No wonder they call me inspiring.

August 23:
Today I decided that my blog needed a re-touch-up. And yes, one of my posts involved the hot storyline on Angelina Jeebie’s Golden Ghoul dress that she wore at the…Golden Ghoul awards! Awkward situation trying to think about anything else - it was the beast dress from the one and only designer that I can’t remember at this moment. Sickness again! Topping up on the herbal tea is the best thing to do, as I said on July 18, but reading is always a plus. I’m also sorting out what to take when I go to Yolanda Jedi’s house in six days time.

August 29:
I got a call from my friend Yolanda Jedi to go to her house, and nothing stopped me - not even Cleo. I get a sick feeling whenever I think of that Egyptian girl. Anyway, Yolanda brought around Nectar and Plantina for a girls night in, meanwhile, I was only happy to oblige. We had a few makeovers, you know, to show off the make-up talents of the girls, with a manicure/pedicure pack to top the lot off. Then, it was karaoke. Plantina has a beautiful voice, an amazing performance warmed our hearts while Nectar made some of her ‘Bumblecake’ for us to try. Next, I picked out my favourite movie for the girls to watch: Beetlejuice! Yes, my dad actually starred in this movie, not that ‘Keaton’ guy, so we watched it all the way through without a scream, give and take Yola J’s scream when she saw a bug in the popcorn. Sleepover time was the finale, so I got a periwinkle-purple sleeping bag and drifted off.

September 01:
Today I met a girl named Frankie Stein at the bus stop. I introduced myself, told her all the pros and cons about me but Frankie, quite optimistic, gave me a smiling surprise when she told me about her enrolling into Monster High. I told her that I go there too, and we had a conversation. I’d love to talk to her more this coming school year.

September 05:
Two days left until my return. And I’m delighted to be going back to Monster High, to see my friends again and of course to rid me of the mysterious mood I have. Of course, not everything will be tip-top, especially with Cleo prancing around in her sparkly platforms. I made a conference with my best friends on my iCoffin to give a kind ‘have fun’ and to wish them luck for the new academic year.