User blog comment:Lissamel123/A Question Box/@comment-13187859-20140521001446/@comment-3568435-20140521003859

Kelly: ...What? Okay, clearly, you're joking with me! Right? I mean, geez, Lord Fawful is still alive, or I wouldn't be in this spiffy uniform, right? And Bowser? Hah! I'd never work for such a king of stupid, look at that loser, I've seen Goombas more threatening then him! What a loser.

But okay, whatever, I'll humor this. Let's say hypothetically Lord Fawful took the fall (Grambi forbid) and I hafta get a new guy. Um--Oh, King K. Rool! He's real cool! I could be a pirate! Oh--No, then I should join Syrup! No, wait, I could work for Ballyhoo! I've always wanted to join the Star Carnival. Or King Boo! Don't I have to be dead for that? No, not King Boo. Bouldergeist! Heck yeah! Chortlebot, too--Hehehe, Lord Fawful would like that guy! Or Dual Dragon? That'd be cool, haha! Dragons are cool, and have you been to the Spooktastic World? It's one of the best! But don't forget Tatanga. Ha, yeah! Then I could conquer ALL of Sarasaland and remake it in the name of Fawful! Fawfulland!

But Lord Fawful's the best, bar none.