Finny's Diary

2-10-14

I went surfing today, everybody in the waters ran away. One girl stayed back but ran once I looked at her. I don't like being the daughter of the worlds most fearsome shark. The blame is being put all on me.

2-11-14

A groups of teenage normie boys approached me today. They asked me if my dad was Jaws, I said yes. They laughed and saiod I looked weird. I agreed. They started asking condescending questions, I knew they were just curious, but they were rude. I snarled at them as if I were ready to bite, they ran off.

2-12-14

My dad is a very professional man. Today at the beach, a human child approached me and told me I looked very cool. The kid asked me questions about the sea, I answered. His mom came over and pulled him away. My father was nearby and gave the woman a gaze like one of pure hatred. He apprached the woman, and said "I'm sorry, did my daugher hurt your son?"

The woman nodded.

"How?" asked my dad. The womans response was very short, I couldn't hear it well, but she mentioned me being "scary". My father nodded and told the woman and her son to leave the beach, they're not welcome back to this beach, which is owned by our family and open to the public.

2-13-14

Today was...different. A girl in scuba gear tapped my back and asked for a picture of me. I said no, she then wen't on to start talking to me. She wants to be a marine biologist. She also wants to be my friend. She said that she will come back tommorrow if her poarents will let her.

2-14-14

The beach was full of couples today, and bad news for me, some rather "macho" normie men wanted to fight me to impress their significant other. I put in much effort to have them stay away from me. I have the whole corner of the beach to myself. The girl in the scuba gear never came.