Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-5381377-20140626020110

Hello!I am now bringing the Fandom news to the forums and what better place than here?Now I review games for my part of the news.It may sound pointless but,you never know am I right?So let's get the review over with.Hey Shadow!You ready? "No." Good. Today we're starting off strong...well,we're not gonna review a game today,that's for tomorrow.Today we are going to review a fanbase!Not just any fanbase!....The Sonic fanbase! "Seriously?!Why didn't you review that Skullgirls game you had?!" Shadow,you should know what the fanbase of your own franchise is like. "Tell me you didn't just break the fourth wall." Mayyybe...
 * DUN DUN DUNNN!*

"Stop it.

Fine.

Okay then,let's get started!This is gonna be painful....

Topic 1:Fangirls

"We just HAD to start here...."

What?You know like that one song says,what doesn't kill you is probably gonna try it again...or something like that....

"I have no words...."

Ahem *Kittie whips a long list out of hammerspace*The fangirls of the Sonic franchise are an odd species,constanly obsessing over which hedgehog or animal is more attractive than the other.*She lowers the list to look at the camera*Seriously fangirls?Isn't that bestality?I'm sorry,but,it's shouldn't matter what they look like!Are you taking lessons from Sonic '06?I mean,some of you have said that the whole Elise thing was gross,then you do it!The love part not....that...

"Nice save."

Hush you.You have swarms upon swarms of fangirls!

"Well,I am the Ultimate Lifeform."

Some fangirls say they want your children and another fangirl said you made her pregnant by a kiss!

".....What?"

You heard me.


 * Kittie shifts her gaze back to the list*

The fangirls also get into fights because of said characters.Okay girls,if these Mobians were real,I'm pretty sure they wouldn't wanna se you fight over them!It's petty and it makes you look silly.Some fangirls even bash on Canon characters because the hang out with said person.Take Amy Rose for example.Nice personality,she just needs to keep eggshells out of her cakes.Some of these fangirls hate Amy because she hangs out with Sonic.Okay....why?

"Jealousy?"

Hmm,good point.Anyways,what is the solution to solve their problems?Why paint over a picture of Amy Rose using MS Paint!Or for the really talented,Photoshop.(I actually found a good Photoshopped Amy Rose picture.Heads up to Miku Hatsune fans!)But your chances of finding a Photoshopped Amy picture is little than 1%.Ahem,when the fangirl is finished recoloring over the official art,and during this period,she changes some parts of the body,seriously we don't need to see Rouge's chest on an Amy picture!

Anyways,said fangirl then posts the picture on a social networking site,like DeviantArt or someplace else like a Sonic Fanon Wiki.The recolored Amy is then given near to impossible powers i.e transformations and such,and is turned into a Mary Sue.Mary Sues aren't really a good thing.But I have seen some Mary Sues get their own shaping ups.Like I was saying,the fangirl then pairs the recolor up with Sonic/Shadow/Silver/Knuckles/Whoever!And declares it official because she said so.

"Wait,why me?!"

Fangirls....much fangirls...

"No dogeing in the newsroom."

Okay....

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Topic 2:Character Bashing

Keep Amy in mind but...you know Sally Acorn?Yeah her.She's gotten a lot of hate.Why?Well before her redesign,she only wore a vest and boots.Okay cool,I have no problem with that.But SOME people decide to judge her by her clothing choices.I mean this kinda thing happens to any Archie character in the Sonic series without clothes!Or with a sash,like Barby has.Ahem,if I may paraphrase here.*Kittie then slips on a pair of plastic glasses with googly eyes and sticks out her tongue*

Sally's a *beep* because she doesn't wear pants!

Oh no!She's Sonic's girlfriend!Noooooo!I hate her!

Go die!

Amy x Sonic for evaaaa!

I wanna kill her!

And then it just gets annoying....

"Humans..."

No kidding.

Seriously people who like to ship things!Calm down!At this point I think the characters getting sucked into this mess have better chances getting along on an actual ship!Okay,I understand that you can ship whomever you like,but,there is no reason to let it get outta control!It's just not cool.

"Right....."

What?

"Oh nothing"*Shadow just snickers as Kittie sighs*

What is with you today?

I will add more later!Keep in mind there are some sane Sonic fans who think with their brains and not with their behinds.Please post your opinion in the comments below. 