User blog:Jasmin231/Skullgirls Quest

Who woulda thought a competition of cat puns (Which I won, fur the record.) would turn into this?

~ Welcome to Monster High! ~

Jazz: SPECTATOR MODE ACTIVATED Here, Kittie, Kittie. You need to look fur Cerebella.

~ ThePowerPuffKittie has transferred to Monster High! ~

Kittie: Hi

Jazz: Hallo. Time to look for Cerebella! (Yes, I stopped the puns.)

Kittie: Okay. To the Cirque de Cartes I guess?

Jazz: ... Yes. You may want to put on a hat, though.

Kittie: (I think I botched the name but eh) Oh Okay

Jazz: (Nah, you got it right.)

Kittie: (Yay) Shadow: "I refuse to be covered by a hat!"

Jazz: Too bad.

Kittie: Ahem, Shadow. You know how people in New Meridian are like.

Jazz: Me coming along brings enough attention to us.

Shadow: "Still a puffball eh?"

Jazz: Yes, stupid parasite.

Shadow: "Stupid puffball." Kittie: Okay knock it off.

Jazz: Okay.

Shadow: *And cue angry huffing*

Jazz: Hat. We need a hat.

Shadow: "No."

Jazz: But faaaaker...

Kittie: Hey, why don't you form a pair of cat ears or something, huh Shadow? Shadow: "Cat ears.I don't-" Kittie: Or hedgehog ears. That works too.

Jazz: But... His face...

Kittie: Oh um. Yeah, get a hat.

Jazz: Step 1 of finding Cerebella: Get a hat to cover your parasite.

Shadow: "I refuse." Kittie: Suck it up Shadow (Be right back)

Jazz: ... Hat hat hat... Where do we get a hat? (Okay, I'll wait.)

Kittie: (Back)

Jazz: (Kay! :3)

Kittie: Well, there's the hat in my sister's room. But the entire place is a death trap.

Jazz: Oh dear.

Shadow: "And by death trap, she means it smells like perfume." Kittie: Excactly.

Jazz: Okay... You two have odd definitions of 'death trap', but okay...

Shadow: "Let's just get the stupid hat."

Jazz: *nod*

Kittie: Uh yeah, it happens when you a tomboy.*sweatdrops*

Jazz: Ah.

Kittie: So uh, who's going in there? Shadow: "I am."

Jazz: ... LOGIC.

Kittie: Uh, I dunno how that's gonna work. ._.' Shadow: "Wait, darn it."

Jazz: ... e_e I'll do it.

Kittie: Thanks.

Shadow"Stupid logic." Kittie: Shush you.

Jazz: Tell me where the hat is, and I'll get it.

Kittie: It should be on a chair near her bed. Like on the top part of the chair.

Jazz: Alright... *and I has entered the 'death trap'* *runs out, holding hat*  IGOTIT

Kittie: (Hang on a sec.I gotta get my brownie back from Patrick.)

Jazz: (Okay.)

Kittie: ((*sighs*Never mind. He squished it and called it a turd. e_e))

Jazz: (e_e)

Kittie: ((He thinks poop is humorous.He says that a lot.))

Jazz: (*facepalm*)

Kittie: ((As for his insults.He calls people um....)) Yay Jazz!

Jazz: (Don't wanna know.) *tosses the hat to Kittie*

Kittie: Thank you so much Jazz. *puts on the hat*

Jazz: No prob. Now... Well... There's a second issue...

Shadow: "I can't see!"

Jazz: Deal with it, faker.

Shadow: "Grr..."

((EDIT: Useless '/' was removed.))

Kittie: Okay, what's the second issue?

Jazz: *pointing to self*

Kittie: Oh. Um, hmm...

Jazz: ...

Kittie: Uh, tell them you're a short pufferfish Dagonian?

Jazz: Cause that'll totally work. *sarcasm*

Kittie: ((Guess what they added to the Beta?)) Crap. Oops.

Jazz: (What?)

Kittie: ((Eliza's voice))

Jazz: (Oh,) (BRB.)

Kittie: (Okay I'll wait)

Jazz: (Aaand back!)

Kittie: (Yay) Uh, we can hide you in a backpack?

Jazz: *sigh* Well, better than nothing.

Kittie: Hang on!*Kittie runs into her room and runs out with a red backpack*

Jazz: Alright. *jumps in*

Kittie: Sorry if it's cramped in there.It was my brother's backpack. Shadow: "Wait,did you tell her what the backpack was used for?" Kitie: Oh crud.

Jazz: ... NOPE. *jumps out*

Kittie: I forgot. Sorry!

Jazz: ... e_e

Kittie: Hang on lemme go get the purple backpack. At least that one smells like flowers...

Jazz: Eh, I'll be able to handle that...

Kittie: *Kittie soon comes back with the purple backpack*

Jazz: *jumps in*

Kittie: Let's go!

Jazz: ONWARDS!

Jazz: (Whisper mode activated.)
 * a few moments later*

Kittie: Well, we're here.

Jazz: Alright... Do you see her?

Kittie: Hang on. No, that's Beatrix, no, no, no, found her!

Jazz: Yeeey.

Kittie: Now how do we get to her? Shadow: "We go up to her and demand the Life Gem."

Jazz: I dunno. But that may not be the best idea.

Kittie: Uh..... Shadow, think that through..... Shadow: "You expect me to ask nicely?"

Jazz: You do know who Cerebella is, right, faker?

Kittie: No, it's just that. Think of what happened to Squigly and Ms. Fortune ._.' Shadow: "Yes. That girl with the hat."

Jazz: ... I don't want to.

Shadow: "I don't like Cerebella at all." Kittie: Shush!

Jazz: You're not exactly silent, faker.

Shadow: "Oh." Kittie: e_e

Jazz: People are going to notice.

Kittie: Jeez, there's a lot of people in here!

Jazz: I'd expect so.

Kittie: Um, they're sitting down.

Jazz: ... Yeah. My guess is the show is starting.

Shadow: "Well then sit down!" Kittie: Okay okay.

Jazz: ... Now what?

Kittie: Uh...


 * Another few moments later.*

Announcer: "And now the star with, er, from the big top, Cerebella!"

Jazz: ... Well, that's her, for sure.

Shadow: "My ears!"

Jazz: Shoosh.

Kittie: Shadow, I know the people are loud, but, calm down.

Jazz: She's pretty much the main act. People are going to be loud.

Shadow: "Their screaming is going to give me a headache." Kittie: And who's the one with the head here?

Jazz: Exactly.


 * After the show-lol another time skip*

Jazz: (Time skips! Keeping a two- person RP going!)

Kittie: (Yeah!)

Jazz: ... Have you thought of how to approach her yet?

Kittie: Well, the fan approach? Shadow: "That might not work."

Jazz: ...Might be worth a shot. It's better than a certain parasite's idea.

Kittie: Okay.Um.Is there a paper and a pen in there?

Jazz: *furantic searching has started*

Kittie: (More cat puns)

Jazz: Ehm... Yeah, actually.

Kittie: Good. *Kittie takes the paper and pen*

Jazz: ... Well, Shad', we're gonna have to shut up now.

Kittie: Um,excuse me Cerebella?

Jazz: ... Kittie: ((I can't do Cerebella,could you? XD))

Jazz: (... No... I don't think so. I was actually kinda counting on you to be her...)

Kittie: (Oh.) (I'll try) Cerebella: "What's up kid?" Kittie: (I think I failed)

Jazz: (Better than no Cerebella... And probably better than what mine would be.)

Kittie: (Well...we gave it a shot ) Could I get an autograph? Cerebella: "Sure!" *signs the paper* Kittie: And do you know anything about the Life Gem?

Jazz: ... Cerebella: *stops writing* "What?"

Jazz: (Wuh oh.)

Kittie: (She caught on) (Crap) Uh,the Life Gem?Do you know where it is?

Jazz: (... This won't turn out well...) Kittie: Like anyone who has it or anything? (Run?)

Jazz: (RUN.)

Cerebella: "You're just another person who wants to steal from my family!" Kittie: ._.'

Jazz: (RUN AWAAAAAY)

Kittie: *has commenced running*

Jazz: *internal screaming*

Cerebella: "Oh no you don't!"

Jazz: FAAAAKER HALP

Vice Versa: *pulls a chunk of rock out of the ground* Kittie: (Oh no.Diamonds Are Forever)

Jazz: (NOPENOPENOPE)

Kittie: (RUUUUUUN!)

Jazz: (YOU RUN) FAAAAKER

Cerebella: "A girl's best friend!"*well,a diamond's currently launched in out direction*

Jazz: FAAAKER HALP

Shadow: *makes the two roll into a ball* Kittie: I can't see a thing. Shadow: "I'm only spindashing so we can dodge the stupid thing!"

Jazz: ... 0.0' I'm pretty sure that's not what the move is called...

Shadow: "Or whatever!" Kittie: (I dun goofed)

Jazz: Imean, normally, yeah, but it's called something else this way.

Shadow: "What?" Kittie: Hairball,moron! *Kittie then insults him in German*

Jazz: Uhm...

Shadow: "I refuse to translate that."

Jazz: Alright.

Kittie: Hey where are we going?

Jazz: ... Faaaakerrr...

Shadow: "What?"

Jazz: WHERE THE HECK ARE WE GOING

Shadow: *soon hits a pole* Kittie: Oww Jazz: SHADOW YOU HAD ONE JOB

Shadow: "I got us out didn't I?" Kittie: Dummkopf! Shadow: "I'm not a moron!"

Jazz: ... Great job, Wheatley.

Kittie: (Lol XD)

Jazz: (>:3)

Shadow: "Shut it puffball."

Jazz: No.

Kittie: Um,I'm kinda cramped.

Jazz: Oh yeah, and there's still the star from and with the big top. With the living hat.

Kittie: How far did we go? Shadow: "Hold on,let me get back to normal!"

Jazz: Well?

Kittie: *piano sounds along with someone going la la la*

Jazz: Wuh oh.

Kittie: (Well,that's a long way to go.They're in Maplecrest.) Jazz: (Alright, then.)

Kittie: (It'll be fine as long as it isn't Nightmare Crest O_O')

Jazz: (It's going to be Nightmare Crest, isn't it?)

Kittie: (Nope.So much nope.)

Jazz: ... Alright, what was that and where are we?

Kittie: (Forget the background of the place,the only thing that scares me is that when you hit someone hard enough the ice cream truck in the background says dies cream) Maplecrest I guess?

Jazz: (... Holy cow.) Alright, but what was that?

Kittie: What was what? Shadow: "How hard did you hit your head?"

Jazz: That noise?

Kittie: You mean the singing or the kids getting out of school?

Jazz: ... The darn hat is gone, isn't it?

Kittie: Yes.I'm dead when I get back.

Jazz: Well, try to keep the attention away from you. Kittie: Right. Shadow: "There's a girl with horns,I don't think that's going to be a problem."

Jazz: ...Ehhh... Parasites tend to get attention... Kittie: And shunned. Shadow: "Well excuse me princess!"

Jazz: *nod nod*

Kittie: (References everywhere.)

Jazz: And you're not an erget or Link, faker. You have no right to say that.

Shadow: "Shut it." Kittie: Shush!

Jazz: ...

Kittie: I meant SHadow.

Jazz: So much for not drawing attention to us.

Kittie: Uh...run?

Jazz: Run.

Kittie: *Kittie has started to run again*

Jazz: Hopefully we won't run into more trouble...

Shadow: "Right....."

Jazz: We probably will, though. Shadow: "Well,yeah.Look who I'm attached to!"

Jazz: ... I choose not to comment on this.


 * A few moment later....and they just ran into FIlia*

Kittie: (Gah.Darn keyboard.)

Jazz: (Well, fan- flipping- tastic.)

Kittie: *Filia (Okay fixed) Uh.... Shadow: "I knew it."

Jazz: ... Lemme guess; trouble.

Samson: "Yo kid!You seein' this?"

Jazz: ... Yup, trouble.

Kittie: Um,wait.Uh,we're not deadly? Filia: "Samson what did you do now?"

Jazz: ... So much for our plan.

Kittie: Yep. Samson: "I didn't do anything!Just look at this!"

Jazz: From one set of headgear to another.

Kittie: Heh heh.Yeah.... Shadow: "What are you staring at human?" Kittie: Shadow shut up....

Jazz: ... e_e'

Kittie: (Hang on.I gotta think of what to say)

Jazz: (I'm hanging on.)

Kittie: (Back) Samson: "Human?Now you listen here.."

Jazz: ... This isn't going to turn out well.

Kittie: Yeah. Filia: "Samson please.Stop getting us into fights."

Jazz: Same to you, Shad'.

Kittie: Uh huh.*nods* Shadow: "Why you little-" Kittie: Shadow!

Jazz: Faker, stahp.

Kittie: Yes,just stahp. Shadow: *sighs*"Fine..."

Jazz: We don't need any more fighting here.

Filia: "I have to agree with them Samson." Samson: "What?Kid,he-"

~ MissGeek has transferred to Monster High! ~

Kittie: Uh,yeah sorry about that,Shadow's a butt."

Jazz: (Oh, hai, Missy.)

Kittie: (Hi Missy!)

Missy: Hey there. I see you've found the hipster witch, Jazz.

((EDIT: Long story short, one of my friends called Drawcia a hipster witch. Kittie got poked with the Stick of DOOOM and turned into Drawcia. Therefor, Kittie was a hipster witch.) Jazz: (... We needn't speak of that now.)

Missy: Heh. Le stick is bound to come up somehow, my dear lady.

Jazz: (BRB)

Kittie: Oh gosh,not the Stick of Doom!D:

Jazz: (Ehm... We'll get back to that.)

Missy: *snickers*

Jazz: (We were kinda just in the middle of something...)

Kittie: (Yeah.Kinda tracking down the Life Gem with a parasite-hedgehog hybrid.And ran into Filia.) Missy: Ah, I see. So, typical sitcom weirdness.

Jazz: (After escaping from Cerebella.)

Missy: O-kay then, That's... uh, certainly something.

Jazz: (Yeah.)

~ MonsterGirl2002 has transferred to Monster High! ~

Kittie: (Who decided that Diamonds Are Forever,blockbusters aside...)

Jazz: (Oh, hi Girl X.)

MG: (Hihi! ^^ Did I walk into something? I can leave.)

Kittie: (Hai.)

Missy: No need to leave, I just got here, so I have no clue what's happening either, Girl X.

Jazz: (Well, you got a short summary.)

MG: Lol. Oh, I just noticed that MissGeek has a star! Where have I been? Under a rock?

Jazz: (Away from the wiki?)

Missy: I actually became a chat admin a while ago. I'm not a full admin yet, but I can moderate here.

Jazz: (Oh uh, I'll be right back.)

MG: (Okay) Kittie: (Yeah.)

MG: Congrats!

Kittie: (Well,you know Alice Liddell?I went to check the page earlier....and it's gone)

MG: I wasn't actually away. For the past few days, I was lurking around here, commenting on blogposts. (Really?)

Kittie: (Yep.)

MG: I'll go check Kittie: (Someone deleted it.And Blue-Ribbons decided to give her opinion.) (I really hope this doesn't turn into a spat over an OC cause I'm just gonna stay away from that kinda fight.)

Missy: Same here. I hate the wiki fights.

MG: Hmm....CG deleted it Me too Even though I'm an admin

Kittie: (Yeah.So,um,Bekah's got guts.)

Missy: I respect Bekah quite a bit. She stands up for what she believes in, even on controversial topics... Me, I just hid under the covers until the fights or whatever's going on subside.

MG: I'm actually impressed. Kittie: (*nods*I can understand that.I spoke my mind to CG once...never again with that guy.I'm sorry...) (Also Bekah's got my respect too.And a palette:3)

((EDIT: Actually, I think it was a good thing I was gone for a while now... Otherwise I would be speaking my mind here...))

Missy: Does CG have a history of being rude/blunt? I mean, not gossip, but I just want to know.

MG: I have no idea. xD Kittie: (I've seen the way he's talked to people.Just rude.)

MG: Oh Kittie: (When asked to see me when I decided to tell him that Evie changed and was getting help.He said I was "shading her")

Missy: Ah, I see.

MG: "Shading her"? Kittie: (Yeah.I guess he meant protecting her.)

Jazz: (...)

MG: Oh. Missy: Oh, look, Jazz returned!

Jazz: (I have.)

Kittie: (Anyways,I tell him that I wasn't shading her,nor will he talk to me in such a way.) (Hai again)

MG: Well...CG sometimes confuses me. Once he is friends with Evie then the next minute, he's arguing with her Jazz: (Hi.)

Kittie: (we'll get back to the skullgirls quest in a moment)

Jazz: (Pfft...) Missy: And I can watch from the sidelines, waving my parasol in the air.

MG: I'll leave now. I understand that you guys were trying to RP or something so I'll go. Jazz: (Oh, uh, bye then, MG.) Kittie: (And I think he left the chat.And then I left because I ain't having that crap,admin or not.) Missy: Oh, bye Girl X. ^^ See you whenever. Kittie: (Bye.It was nice to talk to you Girl X.)

Jazz: (It was.)

MG: Bye, guys! ^^ Jazz: (Byyyeee...) Kittie: (Bye)

~ MonsterGirl2002 has left the chat. ~ Kittie: (And now back to Maplecrest with Shadow,Jazz,Filia,and Samson!)

Missy: Uh, on that note, I need to leave too. I didn't intend to stay that long. I have things I need to be doing. Jazz: (Oh, bye then, Missy.) Missy: So, uh, I'll see you later.

Kittie: (Bye)

Missy: See ya. ^^

Jazz: (I'll be posting this when it's done, so you won't miss a thing.) (And bye.)

((EDIT: See, I wasn't lying!))

~ MissGeek has left the chat. ~

Filia: "A butt?"

Jazz: (Lolwut.) Kittie: Um,I mean personality wise Filia. Filia: "Oh,um...." Samson: "Kid.Whaddya think about these two?"

Jazz: Three!

(This was either Filia or Samson...): "Three?"

Kittie: Yes.*Kittie unzips the backpack*

Jazz: *pops out of backpack* ((EDIT: What? No, we didn't accidentally do this backwards... I have no clue what you're talking about...))

Samson: "What is that thing?!" Filia: "Samson!" Jazz: I expected a reaction like that. Samson: "I just-what?" Filia: "I think it's a cute little puffball!" Kittie: (Oh snap)

Jazz: (Oh snap, indeed.) Cute, not exactly, little, eh, puffball, yes.

Kittie: (I'm not sure I'd like being called puffball ._.') Samson: "It looks like lunch!" Jazz: No. Kittie: Wait,you can't eat her! Filia: "Samson manners!" Samson: "Ugh,fine kid." Kittie: Phew Jazz: (Well, now what?)

Kittie: (I dunno.I'm kinda getting tired.Darn sleeping medicine)

Jazz: (... Are we going to have to 'to be continued'?)

Kittie: (Yes.It will be continued tommorow.)

Jazz: (What time?) Kittie: (As soon as I get up.Sorry for the time,it's just that sometimes I end up waking up late) (So maybe around 9 o'clock?If I do get up around then.)

Jazz: (Oh. Uhm, Just comment on the blogpost, and I'll reply when I'm online, just because timezones and stuff...)

Kittie: (Okay.Bye)

Jazz: (Bye...) (And to be continued.) ~ ThePowerPuffKittie has left the chat. ~