User blog comment:Hetastuckworts4137/Your OC's 2p! Selves! (Alternative Personality Contest)/@comment-3568435-20140820034409

I tell you that clockwork's a powerful thing,

There's a terrible strength in those tightly wound springs

And a gentleman's pocketwatch stays by his heart

And that's where the damage can start.

Everyone knows Allo Cortex, right? He's an insufferable genius who uses big words because he thinks it makes him look smarter. His devices are questionable as to their function at best, he's pretentious, he's snotty, but he's horrifically unlucky. Well, say hello to 2p!Allo. He's straightforward, blunt, and callous, uncaring to a thing in the world. His devices are very clear in their intent, and that intent is to harm. And, possibly worst of all, his luck is stupidly good. His clockwork devices may look foolish, but you trust me, you'll be pleading for his mercy when those clockwork spiders crawl up your arms because he guessed exactly where you'd be at three-fifty-seven this afternoon, and guessed right.

Went very steampunk / clockpunk for him here. Stripes, tinted goggles, what have you. I should point out that that clock shaft's entirely metal, and indeed it does keep impeccable time. What's it's other functions, you may ask? Well, that's not for you to know...