User blog:Science+classic rock+mopar=me/Told Ya.........

Last night when I was on hype-mode my girlfriend 'Deen came over to spend the night that led to things u all dont under stand so i'll just skip to the important part, when we were done Istarted telling jokes and she said i should put them on my blog.......ADOY so heres afew to start u off with. (and yes some are about a monster high character)......... Dog sled:polar coaster, What letter is a vegetable? P. What has a head but cant think? a match. what animal doesnt play fair? the cheetah. File cabinet: a place where you lose things alphabeticly. what is the dumbest ant? ignorANT What happens when u tie 2 bikes together? siamese schinwins. What do u call a wet Cleo? a damp tramp. and shes conceded 2 in fact she goes to the garden to let the roses smell her! Whre does it talk about Hondas in da bible? in Acts 1:14 " And these all continued on one accord" (honda accord) Kiss: something taken at face value. What do wolves have in common with cards? they come in packs. And finally what dog goes tick tock wuff? a watchdog.

If u dont get any one joke or want to add some to next blog leave a comment.