Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance

Rotten Girl, Grotesque Romance is the fourteenth story in the General Hilarity series.

Plot Synopsis
In which I chronical the events of a background character who may or may not appear again trying to gain the affection of the one she loves.

Link to the story
You can read the story here on Google Docs.

Characters

 * Philippa Richards, "Delirious Diddle" (Daughter of Mad Mod)
 * Haigha
 * Eve von Snefald
 * The Clock Princess

Characters Mentioned

 * Hesper McFadden
 * Lenore & Edgar Trick (Daughter and son of Mister Trick)
 * Gobinet Lyn (A Goblin (one of Jack Frost's minions))
 * Fungus Mediocris (Son of Fungus Maximus)
 * Cadbury & Fraise Tagada Summahtryck (Son and daughter of The Summerween Trickster)
 * Ebisu Hisakawa (A Shirushigami / Shinigami Clerk (possibly related to Kain))
 * CandleJane (Daughter of CandleJack)

Trivia
''I'm not that picky. ~ C.J.''
 * I said it'd be out before December, and here it is...On November 30th. I'm a girl of my word.
 * All the British phrases Diddle spouts are completely authentic. According to the internet, anyway.
 * Interestingly, Diddle was the first--And currently, only--Character Lissa has to look up clothing references  for.
 * The song playing on Diddle's Walkman near the end is K2G by Puffy AmiYumi--Which was featured in the Teen Titans episode Mad Mod.
 * Whenever thinking of brainwashing in relation to Haigha, Diddle never references cards, although we've seen cards be used as his brainwashing mode twice now. Instead, she mentions masks. Is Diddle under the impression Haigha's going to take the same route his father did during the video game Batman: Arkham City?
 * When whacking Haigha on the hat with a luffa, something hard is struck. Seems he hasn't removed the propeller device in his hat since The Last Word is Mine.
 * Didn't they technically say CandleJane that one time, via the combined efforts of three people? You'd think they'd get kidna