User blog comment:Ur1Ghoul/A Personality Quiz 4 Ur Profile/@comment-13187859-20140503141331/@comment-13187859-20140504023044

Ahem. Just quoting here, because a small part of that line is now my current talk page signature and that is one of my favourite GLaDOS lines of all time:

"Oh hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO." (clap, clap, clap)

"Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts: he's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility." (clap, clap, clap)

"Good, that's still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot."

(Courtesy of your friendly neighbourhood GLaDOS wannabe, who remembered most of the line by heart, but had to look the last bit up.)