Clawd and Accounted For

Clawd and Accounted For is the eighth story in the General Hilarity series.

Plot Synopsis
There's a dance. Now, do you think two wooden puppets with any shread of popularity would miss it? Heck no! They're getting dolled up and trying their luck with the men, gosh-darn-it!

Link to the Story
You can read the story here on Google Docs.

Characters

 * Scarlett Dummi
 * Avalon Dummi
 * Hugo Trivial

Characters Mentioned

 * Scarlet
 * Hesper McFadden
 * Haigha
 * The Clock Princess
 * Wallace Two-Brains
 * Charlotte Dent
 * Bibiana New
 * Ruby Tango (A Heartless (specifically, a Scarlet Tango))
 * Majorelle Elegy (A Heartless (specifically, a Sapphire Elegy))
 * Celadon Requiem (A Heartless (specifically, a Green Requiem))
 * Tonya Dare (Daughter of Doctor Thaddeus Dare)
 * Vivian King (Daughter of The Mouse King)
 * Snapper-Doodle (Son of Quackerjack)
 * Peony Bushroot (Daughter of Bushroot)
 * Henry Edward Strangeglove (Son of Doctor Strangeglove)
 * Deborah Googengrime (Daughter of Professor Googengrime)
 * Ebisu Hisakawa (A Shirushigami / Shinigami Clerk (possibly related to Kain))
 * CandleJane (Daughter of CandleJack)
 * Victor Karat (A Were-Rabbit)
 * Tabitha "Tabby" Bengal (A Bakeneko)
 * Cold Shoulder (Son of No Heart)
 * Penelope Pumpernickel, "The Perky Pink Pie-girl of Porcupine Peak" (Daughter of The Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak)
 * Criss Butternut (Son of Squashini)
 * Yoko Yarn (Daughter of Yin-Yarn)
 * Allo Cortex (Son of Doctor Neo Cortex)

Trivia

 * To make this story infinately funnier, imagine how all the couples Scarlett groups as 'insane' got together. The conversation I imagined between Allo and Bibiana (which somehow amounted down to 'you will go with me or I will use this ray gun to blast you into a different dimension') amused me so much that I have decided to make Allo Cortex one of my official OCs. Keep an eye out for him!
 * A daughter of Yin-Yarn--Who was a red yarn doll and basically took the place of Janet Stiltskin--Was considered as one of my official OCs, but the idea was scrapped. Her name wasn't 'Yoko' at that point either.
 * At one point, Scarlett muses that as long as this goes better then 'the credit card thing', all is well.
 * This is the first story to use a pre-existing alternate outfit--Scarlett's 'Dawn of the Dance' dress, to be exact.
 * This is also the first story to use canon Monster High characters in the actual story, not just mentioned.
 * If we're going by the webisode canon, it's completely logical Holt would be a no-show--The music certainly wasn't upbeat enough to make Jackson transform.
 * Huh, I said both 'CandleJane' and 'CandleJack' up there, and yet, I didn't get kidnapped. See, people? Those stupid rumors are completely fal