CattaDogga's diary

Catta 3/8/12

To diary, my life has been a misery since i was a baby. Me and Dogga are conjoined so it's always me getting dragged across the concrete. Today, me and my sister found 3 lepcrechauns, but what should we do with them? Well later on today we went in the human world for the day watching Dairy Of A Wimpy Kid: Dog Days. The cinemas was quite dark but i got really disturbed that Dogga was munching on dog food with her mouth open, every bit of it flicked in my face and made me angry.

Catta 9/8/12

Today is Thursday. I and my American Foxhound relative was sleeping, Dogga yawned and said in a sleepy voice "Catta...Catta! It's 4:00pm" "So what?" "Uncle Cat..well um..your dad and your Uncle Dog...my dad wants us to go to Taco Depo" "Don't you know anything? they got banned from that Taco store"

Dogga 10/8/12

Today, Catta tried to eat Winslow infront of me, the mouse was scared and climbed out of my relatives mouth and asked "Whattaya' nuts?!" he ran back into his hole and caught in the corner of his eye, a mouse trap!!

Dogga 12/8/12

It's 6:00 in the evening. Me and Winslow had a friendly chat "Why did she try and eat me? it's like your uncle in a Vest and wearing lipstick!" "Hehe...you know...my sister likes eating Mice and Fish, i hope she doesn't eat you again" Catta was devastated that she was eavesdropping on our calm confessions "I HEARD THAT!" she hissed with a ghostly tone

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Catta: Don't read it or you're dead

Dogga: I don't mind you reading it