User blog comment:I DONT NEED YOU CAR NYAN IS MY VEHICLE!/Monster Swap Contest/@comment-3568435-20140316213137

"There's even a fresh bowl of corn flakes on a table, and the flakes aren't soggy yet so the Phantom must be near!  The Corn Flakes aren't soggy yet, so the Phantom must be near. I still can't believe that sentence needed to be written by me. Amazing. " 

Y'know, I had no intention of joining this contest. I would have just passed it by, like all the other contests on here. Then someone had to say they were writing something about this, and as it turns out, I marathoned a good handful of episodes of Goosebumps on Netflix with a friend yesterday. And someone writing something is a good way to summon me. And hey, Goosebumps has a whole plethora of monsters!

Speaking of which, here's Scarlett Dummi as a phantom. Obviously this was inspired more by Operella then the actual Phantom of the Opera, but no matter. The former ventriloquist dummy doesn't seem pleased, though. Guess she liked being her little wooden self. Whatever. At least you got to keep your bow tie and freckles and main hair color, don't give me that look.

Also, Psychobilly clothing is really fun to look at. Google it sometime.