User blog:DatAsymptote/The Idiot Eater introduces herself.

Hey. I'm Zena, but please call me Idiots. I've been on here for a while already, and I thought I could like to introduce myself. I am a girl living in an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I found out about Monster High through a magazine. I'm a proud MLIAer, Nerdfighter and lemon-cake-llama-ninja. I'm also socially awkward, even though the most eccentric person in my year. Conceited is my middle name. I have also obssessed with Harry Potter, Owl City, zombies, necromancy and other nerdy stuff. I rock out to Disney music in the car. Aircraft and engines interest me. I write, and want to be a scientist when I'm older. My name on dA is iEatIdiots. Concerning MH, I have four OCs, and a fifth one in the making. Here they are. Alexis Underworld–Daughter of Hades and Persephone Felix Faust–Reanimated Son of Faust (yes, I know. It's the name of a DC Comics charrie. Long story.) Lola Pop–Daughter of the Candyman Garran Slytherclaw–Son of the Bloody Baron and Grey Lady Caleb Closet–Son of the Monster in the Closet

My favourite food is Idiots. They're a bunch of fictional sweets invented by me. Idiots Where the llama did I put my iPod? Mum, have you seen my pet spider? Losing stuff? Being an idiot? Singing llamas eating you? Something to do with your MEMORY? Are nerds failing you? Get idiots now! They're sugar-free and they have been proven on zombies and the occasional human. GET MORE MEMORY ENHANCEMENT FOR 12 HOURS! One sweet a day recommended. Comes in 5 colours per packet.

Yep, that's me in a nutshell. Hope to make a couple of friends as well as socialise with the ones I already have on here!